ted-orient-dis

so...i finally decided to register my laptop at the library and to my horror i found out dat the librarian's gonner stick this massive uber fugly sticker on my laptop. Itz ugly and i wanna stick it on my laptop's ass but the librarian wont let me. If i attempt to pull the sticker orf i'll for sure screw up the sticker and i might eventually have to stick it back on the top and then it'll look fuglier! Aaah!!

ahaha! I discovered that i'm alwayz disoriented on Fridayz riiight after i tripped and almost fell over, for the billionth time; flat on my face. I told yasmin that i'm a bit disoriented and she sed 'u're alwayz disoriented on Fridayz'...I am?? Wow..i didnt notice that at all..! Glad it wasn't a battle of the band deja vu...sumtimes i feel like i just have to accept the fact that high heels are hazardous for frequently disoriented saps such as myself. But they're so stylish...and they make me look tall...life.

speaking of life, mebbe all my trippin over nuthing cud be due to the effects of karma. I have been bitchin a lot lately, esp to poor ol 'X'. I really have no idea what it is that X did to me that made X deserve the bitchin...but the mere sight of him/her juz annoys the fuck outta me. i ges itz juz my nature to bitch. It feels good to torture others...[and i wonder why i trip over nothing...] there's always an innocent soul out there to get it frm me. mebbe one day i'll 'fess and make up. juz not in the nearest tym....

despite being as disoriented as a hippy high on ex [or juz simply me on mocha], i have a strange obsession for kula shaker. goodness knows why...it'z as bad as my addiction to mcr. screw these people fer makin good music!! gotta groove to the psychedelic tunes of the shakers...

::mystical machine gun::