the wishlist continues...

mace windu light sabre
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight...an elegant weapon for a more civilized day. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire...
ihayat tune: jacqueline nassar; blue is green

i cant believe i believed my bro when he told me tht mace windu purple light sabres dont exist~! they do too!! here's a recent conversation i had wif tht eejit:
iman: *while washing dishes* oit, lets dress up as ninja's on halloween. td kat yahu i watched a vdo on how to make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt.
ijam: *buggin me washing d dishes* why halloween? *bug* why not tomoro? *bug bug bug*
iman: ok gak ek...*comes to senses* eh..aku nak melawa esok ko nak aku jd ninja! ninja pakai bju kurg ke ape??
ijam: fine...but i think dressin up like vader n darth maul lg bes...hey, dontcha want a light sabre for ur bday?
iman: duh~ o_O like mama n bapak wud get me one. but hell yeah i'd like one..! ^_^ a purple one like mace windu! he got his hand chopped orf in the muV!
ijam: they dont sell purple ones..yg merah n ijau ade la...
iman: ooo..rly? *sulk* but purple's soo vogue!
ijam: the red one ok ape..lets dress up as ninjas with light sabres!
iman: lets! \[^_^]/

lol...to think that i'm in my twenties alredi..i cant even spell bolg! heh..sum1's in denial..but rly, i dont feel any different. i'm me. juz a yr older than i was exactly a yr ago frm this moment. there i was, expecting sum kind of metamorphosis thingy to happen once midnite struck...like a butterfly comin out of a cocoon~! but all tht happened was tht my phone rang orf the hook!

turnin 20 wasnt as exciting as i expected it to be as i spent the moment watching that crappy uber cliched movie, my heart. [no offence to those who liked it] i got my 1st bday prez alredy...itz not much, but i really appreciate it. cheerz to whom it may concern~ and cheerz to all who wished me. cheerz for rememberin~ love y'all. have a great eid mubarak!

iman hayat'z wishlist

me min lina, 18...KAK mas 19 oredi..! [yr1 sem 1 2005]

KAK mas' 20th! ahaha..me min still 19! [yr 1 sem 2 2006]

KAK mas 20 oredi..! me n min menten 19~ [yr 2 sem 1 2006]
ihayat tune: Do You Know Where You're Coming From
Travelling Without Moving

oh woe is me! for the time has come for me to leave my teenhood behind and enter into the world of adulthood. well, in two days anyways...so lets leave behind all the horrible-ness i'm gonner hav to face in my adulthood and get to the best part abt bdays...presents!

this is a wishlist, so i mean its a WISHLIST. i know i hav a bunch of wonderful frens out there, but dont u guys go out n get these stuff for me..unless if u're as filthy rich as dave grohl...

*sing it like the 12 days of xmas*
on my 20th bday, my true love [if i had one] should give to me~

1. a dave grohl on a pear tree~ ^_^
2. *ok, u can read this normally now...stop singin! o_O* the long list of books in my other books wishlist i hoped to buy if ptptn gave me a raise on my loan. but they decided not to. coz i'm rich. filthy rich!! so the book wishlist remains a wishlist. T_T
3. an electric guitar.
4. mr happy adidas shoes.
5. a 20GB ipod..err..a 2GB mp3 player is enuff actually...but hey, its a wishlist!
6. adopt an orang utan, panda, sea turtle etc etc...all the endanged species in the world!
7. a new funkier laptop. [but mr tosiba-san will always remain my 1st love.]
8. a shiny boyfren.
9. i cud use a new edt..anna sui, a new pair of bonia boots..[or a christian louboutin for tht matter] and a bunch of new clothes.
10. an iguana
11. watch a production at the istana budaya. never got round to doin tht...
12. a room makeover by eric
13. desperate housewives n csi complete dvd set
14. a new handphone with carl zeiss optics and an uberfantastisch sound system
15. free starbux drinks for life.
16. a new pair of levi's..specs i mean...ooh! and cool shades for drivin on a sizzlin day!
17. a new fossil watch
18. socks..hahah! err..the Louis Vuitton limited 'wau bulan' charm.
19. an mp3 player for my car
20. one of my designs to be made n worn on a runway/award show.

well, that's all i can think of now...think u all love me enuff to get me any of this? no pressure darlings~

friday the 13th

posibly the stupidest movie i've ever watched
ihayat tune: the barracuda [5678s]
possibly the stupidest tune i've ever heard

the fear of friday the 13th [sebut betul2...]: Paraskavedekatriaphobia, a specialized form of triskaidekaphobia, a fear of the number 13. I remember vaguely from reading the Da Vinci Code, that this particular day is related to the Templar Knights; who were accused to be a bunch of heretics. On Friday the 13th, they were arrested, tortured and slained.

i for one, had a head start to friday the 13th. wif my thursday ending wif a too-tough-to-handle highway test, i decided to hang out wif sum frenz...releasin our stress via the equivalent item to starbux coffee n ciggies..ice cream! sigh~ even the geniuses in my class had empty answer sheets. which proves tht i'm not that much of an idiot. ^_^ ~> not. EFF.

i ges ice cream wasnt enuff coz herbert took us to the college cafe n i had a lousy cuppa tea. i've been there a lot since they put up a big screen. sempena fri the 13th, the people there had to put on this stupid cheesy 80's horror flick called Friday the 13th. its like part porn, part cheese, part smelly big toe and for dessert, pickle n onion ice cream..which i did not hav at mcD. [i had a luvly jubly m&m mc flurry fyi.]

d muV started orf wif a doc n a nurse makin out next to a corpse and a tv, where there was a half naked woman dancing arnd thinkin she was sexy; but rly she luked like mrs blobby. n the doc n nurse soon got killed by a guy in a hockey mask [i think] using a saw/dagger. they deserved to die. even mrs blobby on the tube deserved to die. later in the muV were more bunches of people who deserved to die. esp the guy whose head is surgically attached to his cap and wears hot pants all the time and dances worse than an octopus on coke. he prolly tot he luked rly kewl back then, but felt like commiting sepuku wif a saw once he saw himself in the muv again in the nu millenium.

i cant believe i watched half d effin muV.. O_O now i'll remember this particular fri the 13th for the rest of my life. i even herd a stewpid song today. [tanx to my bro] the barracuda. a bunch of jap girls tellin people to do the baracuda. so there i was, ready to do the baracuda..but then i cudnt understand a word they were saying in the stewpid song. n i was pretty sure they were singin in english... o_O

EFF.

smelly cat

bird poop crash land target field

ihayat tune: kula shaker; mystical machine gun

3 cars belongin to 3 jb girls. the kancil frm perling, the gen2 frm skudai [who used to live in perling] n the mazda also frm perling. what we all have in common despite takin civil and comin frm jb..? our cars have been made into bird poop targets. i think those blardy birds hav sum kind of competition.

[read on with a brit accent]
bird 1: (drunk) aaite mate, lets make a bet. i betcha i can hit the blue car. if i do hit it, then u owe me 20 worms.
bird 2: (sober but takin advantage) 30 worms if u miss..
bird 1: deal! *drops 1st attempt* dammit! i bloddy missed n hit the black car insted~!
bird 2: rital [rollin in the air laffin]
bird 1: oi, best 2 out of 3? pretty please..
bird 2: fine...but make it 50 worms if u miss this time.
bird 1: and 50 if i hit...oh crap! my crap missed again!!
bird 2: sorry mate, a deal's a deal.
bird 1: but i've got a wife and chicks to feed...
bird 2: hey, do u want me to take this matter to the big bird?? [bird version of the don]

bird 1 sadly goes home to his wife n kids n announces tht they're gonner starve for the rest of the month. bird 2 on the other hand, ate too much worms in celebration of his winnings and fired away his excessive waste tht crashed landed onto our cars.

not only do birds think tht my car's a good poop target, but one fine night, while i was walkin to the cafe wif my fren, i saw a rly cute cat standin near my car...

me: aww..cute cat standing near my car
min: it is
me: i hope its not p**sing on it
min: it is
me: sh*t!!

the bloody cat put me in a rage tht i wanted to kick it so hard so tht it wud fly to the moon like a cow. but i was already late for my discussion so i had to postpone the plan. he thinks he can leave a mark on my car eyh? i'll leave him a mark..a tyre mark!

so today's annual car washin wasn't due to the dirt n dust on my car...it was due to aminal waste. i dun mind washin the car...but the fact tht i'm risking brain cancer.. O_O aargh!