smelly cat

bird poop crash land target field

ihayat tune: kula shaker; mystical machine gun

3 cars belongin to 3 jb girls. the kancil frm perling, the gen2 frm skudai [who used to live in perling] n the mazda also frm perling. what we all have in common despite takin civil and comin frm jb..? our cars have been made into bird poop targets. i think those blardy birds hav sum kind of competition.

[read on with a brit accent]
bird 1: (drunk) aaite mate, lets make a bet. i betcha i can hit the blue car. if i do hit it, then u owe me 20 worms.
bird 2: (sober but takin advantage) 30 worms if u miss..
bird 1: deal! *drops 1st attempt* dammit! i bloddy missed n hit the black car insted~!
bird 2: rital [rollin in the air laffin]
bird 1: oi, best 2 out of 3? pretty please..
bird 2: fine...but make it 50 worms if u miss this time.
bird 1: and 50 if i hit...oh crap! my crap missed again!!
bird 2: sorry mate, a deal's a deal.
bird 1: but i've got a wife and chicks to feed...
bird 2: hey, do u want me to take this matter to the big bird?? [bird version of the don]

bird 1 sadly goes home to his wife n kids n announces tht they're gonner starve for the rest of the month. bird 2 on the other hand, ate too much worms in celebration of his winnings and fired away his excessive waste tht crashed landed onto our cars.

not only do birds think tht my car's a good poop target, but one fine night, while i was walkin to the cafe wif my fren, i saw a rly cute cat standin near my car...

me: aww..cute cat standing near my car
min: it is
me: i hope its not p**sing on it
min: it is
me: sh*t!!

the bloody cat put me in a rage tht i wanted to kick it so hard so tht it wud fly to the moon like a cow. but i was already late for my discussion so i had to postpone the plan. he thinks he can leave a mark on my car eyh? i'll leave him a mark..a tyre mark!

so today's annual car washin wasn't due to the dirt n dust on my car...it was due to aminal waste. i dun mind washin the car...but the fact tht i'm risking brain cancer.. O_O aargh!